jesus christ.

i just want him to grow up. honestly. not all the way, just a little.

he hasn't lived with his parents in years, but i think what he really needs is mommy to remind him, "eat your vegetables. pay your bills. call nice girls back."

males in their late teens are unbearable. i don't even bother with that anymore.

twenty-somethings are worse. they seem better. they seem so much better.

they're not.

i've tried the 20-26 range. do i need to go older than that to get someone who's a little bit responsible for themselves?

if anyone knows anyone over the age of 26 in the connecticut area, let me know.

must pay bills. must call girls back. must make me laugh.

is that so much to ask?

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